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101+ Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend | Naughty, Funny

Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male/female: Your friend’s birthday is approaching isn’t it? It’s time that you give back every bit of sarcasm possible. Friends are the only people to whom we tell our wishes sarcastically, it never goes like ‘Happy birthday best friend’. We always want them to be our side and also we want to be in all walks of their life, but the way we express love for each other is always sassy. So it’s our foremost responsibility to send some insulting birthday wishes for best friend.

If you are hunting for insulting/ naughty birthday wishes for best friend, search no more. Here are some great savage birthday wishes for best friend that you can choose from. We have also added, Short, Unique, Naughty, funny, savage, Sarcastic Birthday wishes for best friend Male & female both.

Sarcastic, Witty & Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male/Female

Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

1. Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday pal!

2. I’m not too fond of birthday surprises, so I’ll let you know in advance that I’ll be coming over and expecting to be served the best drinks and a fun celebration. Happy birthday and a big thank you!

3. I tried to get you an anti-aging soap, I hope that it works for you, my dearest friend, okay?

4. I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.

5. Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!

6. Good pals, Greetings on behalf of one of my closest pals. Have you observed that I have not “aged”?. Happy Birthday.

7. Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday best friend!

8. This year I am planning to make you feel that you are special, so I got you a specialist. Happy birthday best friend!

9. How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today. Happy birthday best friend!

10. We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday best friend!

11. It’s your birthday but you haven’t even gone out partying! You’re so stingy, it’s no surprise you haven’t got anyone to celebrate with yet. Happy birthday.

12. Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the latter one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday pal.

13. I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!

14. My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.

15. Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday!

16. Hey friend, I would choose to get 100 million dollars over you, even though I love you very much. Happy birthday.

17. Dear Funny friend, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?

18. I still wonder how on earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!

19. I don’t feel like wishing you a happy birthday. Because like everyone else, I don’t like reminding you that you are growing old. Happy birthday and stay young!

20. Hey, are you going to accompany us in having vodka shots? It would be better if you don’t as with age, one’s drinking capacity gets affected and your liver won’t be able to handle it thereafter. Happy birthday, old bud!

21. Don’t you think you should make your birthday celebration more mature this year? I agree. Instead of offering orange juice and cake, I think you should graduate to champagne, exotic wine, and caviar. Have a great birthday!

22. Be a cool cat and tell us where you’re going to throw us a party on your birthday. You know you can’t hide from us. Happy birthday buddy.

23. When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday dude.

24. If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!

25. I’m a very busy person and you must consider yourself lucky as I remember your birthday, not everyone gets the same treatment. Happy birthday stupid!

26. What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. Have fun doing it! Happy birthday buddy!

27. My life was good when I didn’t know you and I think it will never be again. Happy Birthday, you are the reason for my pain.

28. You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.

29. If you want that we don’t ask you your real age today, just keep the chocolate and champagne coming for the rest of the week, and we’ll keep mum. Happy birthday dude.

30. I feel sad for you as you will be losing two things today, your young days and money as you are going to throw a birthday bash. Happy birthday best bud!

Happy birthday best friend

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male/Female

31. Happy birthday to my crazy & funny friend who is always just off the wall!

I can tell that when we’re out in public together people look at me with pity for having to deal with such a nutcase!

I love you for who you are, though, and I wouldn’t change you for the world, bestie!

I hope you have an awesome birthday!

32. Don’t worry about lighting all the candles on your cake—I’ve already let the fire department know! Happy Birthday my Funny Friend

33. Happy birthday friend! I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my gift to you.

34. Don’t worry about aging, we knew and planned ahead of time for this. I got the fire extinguisher ready in case the candles get out of control, and the cake is extra soft and easy for you to chew. Happy birthday my Kamina Friend!

35. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday! Mere Kamine Dost

35. Happy Birthday, darling! Smile until I have enough evidence to report to the mental asylum.

36. I intended to give you something hilarious and cute for your birthday, but then I realized you already have me in your life. Happy Birthday Boy

37. I’m so lucky to have a funny female friend like you to always keep me entertained. There’s never a dull moment when you’re around, bestie!

Happy birthday to you!

38. Today I’m shouting from the rooftops that it’s my best friend’s birthday, hooray!

39. I think you’re supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that’s okay, there’s always next year! Wishing a very Happy Birthday to my best friend.

40. As you get older, three things start to happen. First, you get wiser. Then, your memory goes. And third… Well I can’t remember. Not important. Happy birthday my best friend!

41. A wise man once said, “Forget about your past – you cannot change it.” I’d like to add: “Forget about your present – I didn’t get you one.” But Happy Birthday to you.

42. It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.

43. Wishing you a brainy birthday! Ample years and yet another year, you have still not grown wiser.

44. Two recommendations for your birthday 1. Forget the past because it can’t be changed. 2. Forget the gift; I didn’t buy one for you! Happy birthday by best friend.

45. There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male/Female

46. For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday my friend.

47. Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!

48. Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.

49. I am giving you what you have given me every day, trouble and sarcasm, happy birthday.

50. Happy birthday to my crazy friend who is always just off the wall!

I can tell that when we’re out in public together people look at me with pity for having to deal with such a nutcase!

I love you for who you are, though, and I wouldn’t change you for the world, bestie!

I hope you have an awesome birthday!

51. You are a kind, beautiful, and amazing person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these lies on your birthday today!

52. Meri Dil ko toh mein samaja duge,Thoda belakar chup karwa duge,Par bhai, isse dimaag ko kaise samaju,Jiska tumne dahi bana diya.Happy Birthday, paglu.

53. My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single boyfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser girl.

54. What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.

55. Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.

56. Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. May you grow so old that the devil gets frustrated waiting for your arrival!

57. Cheers to you on this very special day. What day is it? It’s the day you shot through your mother’s uterus! Happy birthday.

58. You’re mad, crazy, loopy, and
bonkers… And I wouldn’t want
to have you any other way!

Happiest of birthdays to you
today, my dear friend!

59. It doesn’t matter to me that you’re ugly and stupid. You’ll always be my friend. Happy birthday!

60. Jaise he nimbu pani me nimbu jaruri hai,Waise he teri zindagi me mein jaruri hu,Kyuki na teri pass dil hai aur na dimaag.Happy Birthday, idiot.

61. I don’t know who are those people who give sensible advises to their friends if some problem arises as you only increase the level of my problems. Happy birthday to the biggest problem creator of my life.

62. May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s ass, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!

63. I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!

64. I used to think your birthday was one on the 1st of April. Because it is said that it is celebrated in the memory of Fools. Happy Birthday!!

65. Duniya mein do tarah ke log hote hain: ek jo khushee-khushee birthday party dete hain aur doosare jo apane birthday par chhip jaate hain. Aap jisne log se sambandhit hain, usake baare mein aap jante ho. Janmadin kee badhaee!

Savage birthday Wishes for Best friend Male/Female

Savage birthday Wishes for Best friend Male-Female

66. You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.

67. OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.

68. If ever there was a time you could let
loose and go a little bit crazy it would
be today, my friend!

So go nuts, it is your birthday after all!

69. I wanted to write some appreciative message for you but I failed at writing it as there’s nothing to appreciate in you. Wishing a very happy birthday to you.

70. Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less than proud moments under wraps.

71. If an institution organizes the competition of the most dirty mind, you will be the undisputed champion of that competition. Happy birthday sexy boy.

72. You are one of the most beautiful, smart, and intelligent ladies I’ve ever met. Well, what I just said a purely fictional. All there same, happy birthday to you, Bestie!

73. An amazing watch, a sexy outfit, a souvenir cap, or the latest PS2 game—I was wondering what I could buy you for your birthday. Don’t get too excited, though. None of that was in my budget. Here’s a card instead. Happy birthday!

74. The key reason I desperately wait for your birthday is because it is the only day when you throw me a party. What a nincompoop you are! Happy birthday dear friend!

75. Hey bestie, how about a huge dildo as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!

76. I’m sending some crazy birthday wishes
to the craziest girl I know today!

I hope your special day this year is an
insane one, my friend!

77. I’ve been thinking about what to gift you on your birthday since last one week and finally, I’ve reached a conclusion. I’m going to gift you the title of being lazy, it’ll suit you the best. Happy birthday to the laziest Girl.

78. My best friend is sweeter than cake, more colorful than confetti, and hotter than a candle. And it’s her birthday. Happy birthday!

79. You are amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because it’s your birthday today.

80. I’m glad my birthday comes only once a year, otherwise, I would have spent all my hard-earned money in bringing cakes and gifts for a stingy friend like you. Happy birthday, Friend!

Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male/female

Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male-female

It’s always momentous when we interest our friend with Insulting comments and wish him happy birthday then. These are the little moments that we would love to cherish in our life. Also we have to keep a keen eye that we don’t irritate or make them low by overdoing sarcasm.

This is why we have sarcastic birthday wishes for best friend, which will make them burst out in laughter and enjoy a balanced amount of sarcasm. Choose from the sassy collection of naughty birthday wishes for best friend.

What is a unique way to wish a happy birthday to best friend?

You can wish your best friend in a unique way by sounding ridiculous or sarcastic. Plan a small trip, take him/her out with other friends and organize a road party which will be an exciting moment for all. Make the party fun-filled and savage as possible. You can present him/her something that will provoke laughter and be memorable throughout his life. Common, it’s your best friend’s birthday, you know what will irritate him exactly, lol!

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